20 4 / 2014

every time my mom watches a movie on her computer she never pauses it. She’ll walk away to get something and when she comes back, she complains about not understanding what’s going on because she missed a scene or two. It drives me crazy every time I see her do this.

20 4 / 2014

saahloknir:

i am so proud of you and you

(via darrack-acasta)

19 4 / 2014

badman300:

"how is that racist?"- white proverb

(Source: secretpapi, via boogieknightrises)

19 4 / 2014

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

(via scienceyeah)

19 4 / 2014

(Source: hoppusfarm, via scienceyeah)

19 4 / 2014

nflstreet:

preschool teacher: sharing is caring

me: no, sharing is for communists *takes all the toys*

(via dorites)

19 4 / 2014

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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(via swedishjazz)

19 4 / 2014

19 4 / 2014

disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

(via archiekennedy)

19 4 / 2014

hoshaway:

Happy Easter Xbox

(via dorites)

19 4 / 2014

 They should hire you to write their descriptions

19 4 / 2014

Kristen Stewart you dumb bitch, of course the child crying in the corner of your barn is a creepy ghost. Why would you walk up to it and ask it if it’s okay, what’s wrong with you.

19 4 / 2014

"The Messengers - A Semi-creepy movie about a haunted teen"

Another A+ movie description from my cable company

19 4 / 2014

deadlykillerqueen:

the-great-and-powerful-satsuki:

YURI OF THE WEEK IM DYING

I can’t believe American High Schools these days are encouraging incestual anime relationships. 

deadlykillerqueen:

the-great-and-powerful-satsuki:

YURI OF THE WEEK IM DYING

I can’t believe American High Schools these days are encouraging incestual anime relationships. 

(Source: kiryewin, via dorites)

19 4 / 2014

onlylolgifs:

this is how you exit an interview

onlylolgifs:

this is how you exit an interview

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